BUSINESS CAT
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EST. 9 LIVES AGO · ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN

BUSINESS
CAT

The most professional animal in crypto. He has a briefcase, a coin, and a meeting in five minutes.

$BIZCAT0% TAXLP BURNED9 LIVES
Confidential Door 01 — Origins Dept.

THE LORE

Nine years at Whisker & Whisker Capital. Nine rounds of layoffs. He survived eight of them — one life each.

When the firm finally collapsed, Business Cat didn't panic. He packed his briefcase, took the last coin out of the vault, and walked out through the front door.

He's been walking through doors ever since. Every door is a meeting. Every meeting is a deal. Every deal makes the coin go up.

He doesn't chase liquidity. Liquidity schedules a call with him.

Audited by no one Door 02 — Finance Dept.

CATONOMICS

999,999,999Total supply. One for every life — times 111,111,111.
0% TAXHe doesn't pay taxes. He deducts.
LP BURNEDShredded like the Q3 expense reports.
RENOUNCEDNobody owns Business Cat. Business Cat owns business.
Door 03 — Strategy Dept.

THE BUSINESS PLAN

P1
ONBOARDINGLaunch. Hire 1,000 interns (holders). Free coffee, no equity — wait, all equity.
P2
THE PROMOTIONTrending on every terminal. Corner office acquired. Window faces the chart.
P3
HOSTILE TAKEOVERNormies breach the lobby. Exchanges start scheduling meetings with him.
P4
BUSINESS ETERNALThere is no exit strategy. Business never stops. Neither does the cat.
Door 04 — Acquisitions

ACQUISITION PROTOCOL

1
Get a walletMetaMask or Rabby. It's your new office keycard.
2
Bridge to Robinhood ChainSend ETH over. Payroll, but in reverse — you pay yourself in later.
3
Swap for $BIZCATOn the Robinhood Chain DEX. Slippage is a business expense.
4
Welcome aboardYou're not an employee. You're a shareholder.
Top floor Door 05 — The Boardroom

YOU MADE IT
TO THE TOP FLOOR.

The meeting can now begin. Agenda: one item.

0x784ac8896ff4b44e4cfc05fa620baaa89395a40f
Contract address — Robinhood Chain
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$BIZCAT is a memecoin made for entertainment. No utility, no roadmap promises, no financial advice. Business Cat is not a licensed advisor — he is a cat with a briefcase.